i am so angelina jolie i the movie changeling...well, i think, had i actually been able to get out of the house to watch the movie. so anyways, I AM ANGELINA, and i have lost my child and he has been replaced with another. the two boys may look similar but their personalities are sooo not the same. let's compare the differences:
MY HENRY:
- delightful
- plays independently
- enjoys spending time with family and friends
- says please and thank you
- follows directions, at least after two requests
- watches "his" shows happily
- loves going shopping
- loves going anywhere
- loves roxy
CHANGELING:
- whines
- cries
- complains
- hits
- screams
- yells
- kicks
- whines
- refuses to do anything!
- hates any tv
- hates books
- does not respond to anyone but mom
- throws things
- whines
- calls parents 'stink butt poop heads', 'stinker butt', 'peanut butter face'...
- hates all babies, 'all they do is toot and take my things'
- hates hazel
- wants to get rid of roxy for a big, cool dog...or two white bunnies, like max and ruby
- whines
- won't attempt to dress himself
- hates all clothes he owns, all too small or too big
- hates all food
if anyone has heard anything about where my henry has disappeard to please let me know. he is extremely missed and this new child seems to spend a lot of time in the corner!
2 comments:
OMG - you have me rolling. it's the pictures....seriously, i am rolling.
i am sorry that henry is going through 'the change' but don't worry, it will get better! your sweet boy will return - hang in there
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love you and miss you.
I see someone forgot to warn you. It's not the terrible two's, it's the terrible three's. I kid you not Thomas was so sweet, then at three it was like a flip swiched some where in that tiny brain. Were sorta getting back there, but I'm thinking about having a young and a old preist come to my house. LOL!!!!
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