To be termed scientific, a method of inquiry must be based on gathering observable, empirical and measurable evidence subject to specific principles of reasoning.[1] A scientific method consists of the collection of data through observation and experimentation, and the formulation and testing of hypotheses.[2]
i received an e-mail from my husband yesterday, it's content included an article written by a pastor who advised his married parishioners to have sex 7 days in a row (with their spouse) to positively enhance their marriage. also included was the single word..."whoo-peee!" i read the article and thought about it, the thought of sex after a long day at work, playing with the kids, going to class, doing house hold chores and everything else a woman, wife, and mother does in a day is not appealing...not at all. yeah, i'll put it out there, i never thought i'd be that woman who would choose a glass of wine and some dark chocolate over sex, but i am...so there. sorry ty. don't get me wrong, we do it...i have made a conscience effort to have sex, or make love (barf!), twice a week. according to some people this is very honorable, one of those people includes myself...and poor, dear tyson will take what he can get. so back to the article, after getting over the initial sickness, i decided to go for it and sent ty a little flirtatious email back..."let's do it...pun intended!"
on the flip side, i discussed the option of creating an actual science experiment around this theory with the women at work. and being the great science teacher that i am i decided to do it properly...and why not include my beloved readers along for the ride...pun intended!
Title: Seven Days of Sex
Hypothesis: Having "relations" with my husband for seven days in a row will increase his general attitude towards his daily household routines.
Reasoning: The positive "attention" received by tyson will influence him to keep me, his wife happy. And knowing how much i appreciate his help around the house and with the kids, i am hoping to get him to do his chores without complaint and perhaps increase responsibilities without having to do the wife nag.
Gathering Evidence: i will keep a daily (b)log reporting on tyson's general attitude and what has been accomplished around the house. specifics on the sexual actions will be omitted, unless of course i find that that specific evidence will enhance my (b)log...or give my friends a chuckle.
day one:
having received the e-mail i sent him, he came home in let's say a "playful" mood. i made dinner, cleaned up and went to my grad class. upon exiting the home, i lightly reminded ty that i was going to follow the pastors suggestions and give the seven days of sex a chance. he smiled, slapped my ass and sent me out the door. i returned home mentally drained and tired. upon arrival, i noticed that the vacuuming had been done and both henry's bed and our bed had fresh sheets!
*please note that the simple promise of sex has encouraged husband to do 2 chores that didn't necessarily have to be done that evening...this is very interesting.
the "act" took place and then i was allowed to have the tv all to myself, even though their was a football game on that he was previously watching...amazing!
in the morning a large tank of propane was placed in my car (for the deep fried turkey we are making at school today). it was freezing cold and spitting sleet, usually ty would complete this task but complaining and negative comments about my job may be made...but not this time!
until tomorrow...
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OMG - you are my hero. i absolutely would NEVER be able to do this. BUT - perhaps your findings will sway me. seriously - i pishawed at TWO times per week - tyson should know how lucky he is.
word - perseumm (whaa?)
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